What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 00:28

Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Moonraker
-J W Pepper
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.